When your trash truck shows up a day too early and just drives through your neighborhood then leaves... Go home trash truck, you're drunk.
RT @RadioFreeTom: I don't mind people not knowing where Ukraine is. I mind them not knowing and then saying "But I demand you respect my vi…
I need to watch this again. t.co/BymuDMhdHY
When you get more coffee... not because you are tired but because your office is an ice block. #socold t.co/lBSlfUYlRX
@mtbsteve Earned...